Some time again I launched a bizarre little mission known as Crime Life Simulator — against the law sandbox RPG instructed fully by textual content.

If you happen to missed it: it's principally a text-based GTA. No graphics. Simply choices, techniques, chaos, and means too some ways to interrupt the regulation.

It’s been out for a bit, however I’ve stored it alive with common updates — new mechanics, weapons, gadgets, and extra questionable issues you are able to do.

What’s new recently?

A sketchy new meals truck: White Burger (Now sells burgers, fried rooster, and adrenaline — naturally.) Adrenaline Shot: Heals, revives the lifeless, however overuse results in coma (as a result of why not) New weapon: Breathcutter — a dagger that strikes a single goal as much as 3 occasions Added: “GTA Cheats” E book (it does one thing… finally) Now you can raid gangs, kill the boss, and loot their money Additionally added: rice balls, takoyaki, yakitori, tempura, oden. (Don’t ask.) Mounted bugs like lacking audio when switching apps and bizarre multi-battle crashes

What's the sport like?

You begin broke, possibly dishwashing or robbing homes. From there, it’s as much as you:

Steal automobiles, rob banks, smuggle medicine Get into gang wars or jailbreaks Run a takeout facet hustle Do shady actual property offers Punch folks in underground boxing matches Fly a spaceship. Sure, critically.

It's a sandbox. It's text-driven. It will get fairly darkish. It additionally doesn’t take itself too critically.

Obtain hyperlinks

Android (Google Play):

Free & Advert-Free

No adverts, no timers, no gacha Optionally available IAPs (like $5–10 max), or simply grind for every little thing We additionally drop free merchandise codes frequently on Discord and in Reddit feedback

Desire a free premium weapon?

If you happen to’re on iOS (Unique model), depart a remark and I’ll ship you a code for the Tang-Sword — expires June 10, 2025.

That’s it — in case you’ve tried the sport earlier than, possibly give it one other spin. It’s gotten slightly larger, slightly crazier, and yeah… nonetheless fully manufactured from textual content.

Thanks for studying — completely happy to reply any questions in regards to the sport or solo dev life.